For Car's sake! :P

Hahaha... a more normal post.

Just some funny random stuff/conversations/lines i've heard or said.

Why did the Big Pao cried at the movies and the small Pao didn't?

Because the big pao got more FILLINGS...

The next one by my dad.

A student could not find a nerve on a cadaver and asked an Indian lecturer for help.

After a long time the lecturer says: "That's A-Nuff!" Student's thought he said that's enough because the nerve could not be found. Actually, he meant, that's a nerve.

From the all serious immunologist, John Stewart.

"There's no cure for allergy. If you are allergic to pollen, stay away from it. If you are allergic to nickel, get your friends to buy you silver and gold watches."

And this same guy loves to speed through lectures, even when it requires "microorganisms" to be pronounced as "microorgasms".

During immunology tutorial,

Tutor: How do you get fecal-oral transmission? 

Student: You eat your shit?

(Seriously, how do you answer that in a scientific way?)

What happens when you try to crease a frying pan?

It becomes a pancreas!

I've a bird called Enza. It flew through the window and IN-FLU-ENZA!

Dong went to find Dr Gordon Findlater for permission for his friends to visit the anatomy lab.

I: Why you find him now? The sign says FIND LATER! 

:S

From my darling brother sam.

Who's the actor who is also a thief?

Ben Stiller!

Why did V's friends die?

Because they went HiV!

Steph: You should go kiss a frog and see whether you get a handsome prince.

Charis tries to kiss Steph. :S

Sorry for the outbreak. Must be the effects of all the puns used for EUSA's election.

Candidate Rosy: The future is ROSY!

for Gribben: Get a grib, get a gribben

for Guy Bromley: What a guy!

and the lamest of them all...

For nick ward: Think Forward, Vote Ward.

Ha-ha